[赛后帖]湖人135-118击沉快船取5连胜&晋级NBA杯淘汰赛
双方数据：
湖人（13-4）：东契奇43分9板13助、里夫斯31分9板3助3断、詹姆斯25分6板6助、八村塁13分3板、海斯8分4板3助、斯玛特7分3板3助、拉拉维亚4分1板、克莱伯2分3板、蒂米2分、布朗尼1助
快船（5-13）：哈登29分5板9助2断、莱昂纳德19分5板3助、邓恩19分3助、科林斯18分5板1助、祖巴茨10分10板4助2帽、桑德斯6分1板1助、巴图姆6分1板2断、布朗6分2助、保罗4分1板1助、克里斯蒂1分1板
[–]LakersS_h_u_n 1880 points 4 hours ago
"when lebron comes back he gonna take away from Luka and ar game"
Luka 40 points
AR 30 points
Bron 25 points
I guess that was a lie
湖人球迷：
“等勒布朗回来，他会抢走卢卡和里夫斯的球权”
卢卡 43分
里夫斯 31分
老詹 25分
真是纯扯蛋呀！
[–]Lakersbadadobo 1066 points 4 hours ago
Anyone who thought bron was gonna ruin chemistry either doesnt watch games or is a straight up hater.
湖人球迷：任何认为老詹会破坏化学反应的人，要么不看球，要么就是纯粹的黑。
[–]ThunderRFFF1996 510 points 4 hours ago
There is a whole ass cottage industry and internet culture of lebron hating lmao
雷霆球迷：黑勒布朗简直成了一门产业和网络文化了，笑死。
[–]SpursRewdyroo 162 points 4 hours ago
For real on a post I saw earlier that was talking about how much luka scored in the first quarter some bum randomly felt the need to bring up that Bron had a -8 plus minus. Like who gives a fuck it's the first quarter and it wasn't even about Bron.
马刺球迷：真的，我之前看个帖子讨论卢卡首节得分，有个菜鸡莫名其妙非要提一句老詹正负值是-8。谁在乎啊，这才第一节，而且压根不关老詹的事。
[–]LakersRemyGee 124 points 4 hours ago
Using +- with a sample size of only one quarter to evaluate a player’s performance is wild 😂
湖人球迷：用仅仅一节比赛的正负值样本去评价一个球员的表现，也太让人无语了吧😂
[–]RaptorsMaximumestBob[S] 934 points 4 hours ago
we also narrowly missed a Lebron 27/7/7 with him having 25/6/6
猛龙球迷：我们还差点就能看到老詹的27+7+7经典数据了，他今天拿了25+6+6。
[–][SAC] Mike BibbyBanUrzasTower 363 points 4 hours ago
It's never going to happen Q_Q
国王球迷：这辈子怕是见不到了 Q_Q
[–]RaptorsMaximumestBob[S] 405 points 4 hours ago
he'll be at 27/7/7 in the very last game of his career, time winding down as he dribbles the clock out seconds winding down
then he'll pull a LeFuckyou at the logo, make it, and retire
猛龙球迷：他会在他职业生涯最后一场比赛拿到27+7+7，时间走完，他运球耗尽最后几秒。然后他会在Logo处来个“我勒个去”三分，球进，退役。
[–][WAS] Kelly OubreGriffinQ 220 points 4 hours ago
He was at it a few years ago with very little time left to go in the game and then buried a 3 (maybe to beat the buzzer?) to finish with 30/7/7.
Dude knows exactly what he’s doing lmao - two decades of edging us.
奇才球迷：他几年前就这么干过，比赛没剩多少时间，然后他扔进个三分（可能是压哨？），最终数据定格在30+7+7。这家伙绝对知道自己在干嘛，笑死——二十年了就这么吊着我们。
[–]Rocketsbigtice 456 points 4 hours ago
Lakers leveled up playing without Luka or Lebron.
Reaves further honed his ability to score and create on his own.
Then Luka came back and resumed his role at the top of the food chain, but now they're that much more versatile.
Then LeBron returns and just "fits in" by adding another playmaker that can score.
When you're getting 99 from the three headed monster, there's not much the opponent can do.
火箭球迷：湖人在没有卢卡或勒布朗的情况下完成了升级。里夫斯进一步磨练了自主得分和创造能力。然后卢卡回归，重拾食物链顶端的角色，但现在他们变得更多才多艺了。接着勒布朗归来，只是“融入”进来，增加了一个能得分的组织点。当你的三头怪合砍99分时，对手真的无能为力。
[–]NBAoat38 173 points 4 hours ago
Yeah they can actually maintain a lead when Luka goes to the bench
球迷：是啊，当卢卡下场休息时，他们居然能维持住领先优势了。
[–]NBAClemenx00 152 points 4 hours ago
Luka getting his near 40 is normal but AR being able to have a quiet 30pt game is a game changer. I believe in this Lakers team
球迷：卢卡拿将近40分是常规操作，但里夫斯能不经意间砍下30分才是改变战局的。我相信这支湖人。
[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 602 points 4 hours ago
Kawhi tied for the worst +- in the game. He is -57 for the season.
快船球迷：小卡正负值全场最低。他本赛季累计正负值已经是-57了。
[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy 430 points 4 hours ago
Cause now he's only getting paid his standard salary.
湖人球迷：因为现在他只领基本工资了（所以不出力了）。
注：讽刺快船给莱昂纳德的违法代言合同被调查。
[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 94 points 4 hours ago
He needs to go.
快船球迷：他该走了。
[–]Lakersheshouldgo 1476 points 4 hours ago
STREETLIGHTS OVER SPOTLIGHTS 🗣️🔥
湖人球迷：街灯之光，胜过高光！🗣️🔥 (注：嘲讽快船新球场街灯故障，以及他们总活在湖人阴影下)
[–]LakersTheWestRemembers 697 points 4 hours ago
ASPIRATION OVER CAP REGULATION
湖人球迷：雄心壮志，超越工资帽限制！(注：嘲讽快船为避税而组建阵容)
[–]Lakersgrxccccandice 376 points 4 hours ago
CAP CIRCUMVENTION OVER CONTENTION
湖人球迷：规避工资帽，胜过争冠实力！
[–]LakersLovetheNBA23 277 points 4 hours ago
PLANTING TREES OVER HEALTHY KNEES
湖人球迷：植树造林，好过健康的膝盖！(注：嘲讽莱昂纳德常轮休以及快船母公司赞助的社区植树项目来暗地多给他钱)
[–]Lakersswords_devil 230 points 4 hours ago
DRIVEN OVER GIVEN
湖人球迷：自己争取，胜过别人施舍！
[–]LakersONIROTCIV 103 points 4 hours ago
LA OUR WAY
湖人球迷：洛杉矶，玩的就是西海岸！
[–]Lakersxuedad 93 points 4 hours ago
Especially funny when we all found out how they gave their superstar a 50m endorsement for planting trees lmao. Hypocritical.
湖人球迷：最搞笑的是，我们发现他们居然用5000万代言费让他们的巨星去植树，笑死。真是虚伪。
[–]LakersJayQuips 825 points 4 hours ago*
This Clippers team is so weird I feel like there’s a good basketball team somewhere in there but something is off (besides the age)
Edit: maybe good was too strong of a word lol but at least a .500 team
湖人球迷：这支快船太奇怪了，我感觉他们骨子里是支好球队，但就是哪儿不对劲（除了年龄）。
编辑：可能“好”这个词用重了，哈哈，但至少是支五成胜率的队伍吧。
[–]WarriorsJec1027 333 points 4 hours ago
Zubac regressed and defense as a whole is garbage also kawahi coming off injury
勇士球迷：祖巴茨退步了，整体防守也是垃圾，而且小卡刚伤愈复出。
[–]Knickszebrainatux 251 points 4 hours ago
Zach Lowe pointed out on his show if a team goes in transition against them, it’s over
尼克斯球迷：扎克-洛维在节目里说了，只要有队打他们快攻，他们就崩了。
[–]WestMeMeRevieweR_23 172 points 4 hours ago
the play where the lakers are milking the clock on the inbounds and for some reason zubac comes to the back court to force luka to pick up the ball only to get beat by a 50 foot pass for a layup was truly the worst defensive possession of the game. Even luka was looking at the clipper bench like wtf
球迷：最烂的防守回合是，湖人发界外球耗时间，结果祖巴茨莫名其妙跑到后场逼卢卡接球，然后就被一记15米的长传打穿轻松上篮。连卢卡当时都看着快船替补席，一脸王德发。
[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 469 points 4 hours ago
Clippers are a joke franchise. Pulled Kawhi with 4 min left in the 4th quarter as if they have the wins to let him rest.
This team is fucking 12th in the west man how can you afford to do that, shitty ass brainless fucks
快船球迷：快船就是个笑话。第四节还剩4分钟就把小卡换下，好像他们胜券在握似的。这破队现在TM的西部第12名啊，你怎么敢的？一群没脑子的SB。
[–]Lakersbdonballer 101 points 4 hours ago
Kawhi will forever be the face of load management
湖人球迷：小卡永远是负荷管理的代言人。
[–]WarriorsAkipella 188 points 4 hours ago
Imagine telling people 7-8 years ago a team with a big 3 of James Harden, Kawhi Leonard and Chris Paul would be 5-13 lol
勇士球迷：想象一下，七八年前告诉别人，一支拥有哈登、莱昂纳德和保罗的三巨头球队，战绩会是5胜13负，哈哈。
[–]United StatesJarxzz 307 points 4 hours ago
Would be pretty believable considering their ages
球迷：考虑到他们的年龄，这还挺可信的。
[–]Cavalierscrazyman3642 685 points 4 hours ago
Boi I really hope Luka drops 70 in Dallas on Friday.
骑士球迷：兄弟，我真希望卢卡周五在达拉斯能砍70分。
[–]MavericksBackupAcct6969420 429 points 4 hours ago
Nobody is hoping for that more than Mavs fans themselves.
独行侠球迷：没人比独行侠球迷自己更希望如此了。
[–]Bulls TakwagonT_Hag 177 points 4 hours ago
Someone save Harden man. There are like 5 teams that need a PG desperately just do it guys.
公牛球迷：谁来救救哈登吧。大概有5支球队急需控卫，赶紧行动啊，兄弟们。
[–]No-Alternative2897 226 points 4 hours ago
Lakers just look different without Ayton. Not only is the defense bad, you know they are missing their lob target whenever Maxi is out there.
He really gives them that vertical space and another option for their playmaking trio.
球迷：没有艾顿，湖人看起来就是不一样。不仅是防守差了，他们还少了空接目标。艾顿真的为他们提供了纵向空间，给了组织三人组另一个选择。
[–]Lakersmarkjay6 122 points 4 hours ago
Ayton's been great but Jaxson looked pretty good today.
湖人球迷：艾顿一直很出色，但今天贾克森-海斯看起来也挺不错。
[–]FinalFrash 146 points 4 hours ago
Still a bit strange to see LeBron be the Bruce Wayne to Luka's Terry McGinnis
球迷：看到勒布朗扮演布鲁斯-韦恩（蝙蝠侠），而卢卡扮演特里-麦金尼斯（未来蝙蝠侠），还是感觉有点怪怪的。
注：动画《蝙蝠侠Beyond》梗，指老将带新人。
[–]LakersPalifaith 344 points 5 hours ago
Despite our record and the Mavs poor start I still think we lost the trade. Imagine if we kept Zubach instead of getting freaking Mike Muskala.
湖人球迷：先不管我们战绩不错而独行侠开局糟糕，我仍觉得我们那笔交易亏了。想想看，如果我们留下祖巴茨，而不是换来该死的穆斯卡拉。
[–]LakersWakiLover 95 points 4 hours ago
If you want copium I'll share mine:
iirc had no cap room for Zubac anyways at the end of year
Javale was throwing a bit of a hissy fit loosing his minutes to Zubac
No Zubac trade means maybe Javale doesn't come back
Javale fit the team's defensive identity on defense and athleticism in 19-20, leading to a chip
Worst of all, it means no bubble vlogs
湖人球迷：如果你想吸点“安慰剂”，我可以分享我的：
没记错的话，那年年底我们反正也没有薪金空间留祖巴茨了。
麦基当时因为上场时间被祖巴茨挤掉而有点闹情绪。
不交易祖巴茨，可能麦基就不会回来。
麦基符合2019-20赛季球队的防守特质和运动能力，最终帮助我们夺冠。
最糟的是，那就没有园区冠军了。
[–]Han50lo 369 points 4 hours ago
gabe vincent put up a 0/0/0/0/0 statline with a foul and a turnover and still managed to be +17
球迷：文森特交出0分0板0助0断0帽，外加1犯规1失误的数据单，结果正负值居然是+17。
[–]Lakersmarkjay6 61 points 4 hours ago
Player of the game! :-)
湖人球迷：本场最佳球员！:-)
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